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Cannan’s Guide to Stalking “Secret Admiring”

-Don’t use a delivery service to bring the object of your affection gifts or messages anonymously- that’s so impersonal! Prove how much you care by taking the time to lurk around the person’s home or workplace, waiting for the right moment to leave the items without being seen.

-In fact, you should probably learn your potential mate’s schedule by following them around town or home from work.  That way, you’ll know the best time to leave gifts without them noticing!

-When it comes to the gifts, don’t leave typical things like flowers- leave something memorable that gets your point across!  Van Gogh should be your role model here.

-Make sure your messages make your love interest want to get to know you better.  For example, you might leave a note stating all the self destructive things you’ll do if they reject you!

If you follow all these suggestions, I guarantee your admiree will really, really want to know who you are.