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Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made.


“Don’t be a pussy,” the snake says, and it’s all over. No self respecting man would ever let anyone, even a talking reptile, think that he could possibly be a pussy. He’d kill himself before accepting such a label. Kind of like Marty in Back to the Future. Marty is a real man. He’s not about to let anyone call him a chicken, wimp, pansy, pussy; none of that. He’ll bring down all of mankind into the pits of hell to prove he’s a real man. And I don’t blame him. Not for an instant.

Enjoy that apple, Adam. You deserve it.

2 Responses to “Nom”

  1. JustACrow says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    I wonder if that line would work with my boss…not sure if he fits into the “self respecting man” category.

  2. Faust says:
    June 28th, 2010 at 3:30 am

    The only thing that works better on men to get them to do something is calling them a pussy-bitch for not doing it. double the insult, double the injury, double demand of the man’s pride for action!

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